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YMO and Kirin [28 Nov 2007|06:50pm]
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[11 Oct 2006|12:09pm]
[ mood | catatonic ]

Bomb threat at work.

I found out a crackhead overdosed and was subsequently chopped up in my new living room in the 90's by one of the previous crackie tenants...

This is shaping up to be one of the best weeks this year!

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[10 Oct 2006|11:59am]
[ mood | good enough ]

I m nearly moved into my apartment... If you re ever lonely in N Mpls, Holla.
Go see The Last King of Scotland. Forest Whitaker is the bomb as Idi Amin... But I don't remember Idi having a lazy eye... or reading anything about him mutilating his own family members...

Hopefully my dreams of playing in a misfits noise cover band will come true before halloween... we should start practicing this weekend... Angle Fuck.

-Mars Volta/Damo Suzuki collaboration? EEEWWWW.... shame, Damo, shame.

Lastly, Pere frickin Ubu at the 400 bar Nov 26. OMG.

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Bog hates Fred [04 Oct 2006|01:57pm]
[ mood | Oy.... ]

The most painful thing in life is not death, but it was the time when I had 5 Jewish cocks shoved in my butt".

Fuck you Fred Phelps. Fuck you with 6 Jewish cocks.

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Free BEER [23 Sep 2006|06:01pm]
* I got a new place in the industrial sector of the North Side...
Off the Dowling exit of 94, 4011 Washington Ave N, to be exact.

Here's the deal: I need you to paint my apartment with me. And you NEED beer.

I will have a van, and if there are enough people who need it, I will organize a carpool, pick you up around 730, and we will get smashed and paint my rooms.

We will force some one to be a DD (not it.), and take you home, or you can pass out in the paintless room.

If you are interested, let me know, and I'll get you a roller/brush.

Painting event
What: 5 gallons of paint. 3 cases of Premium.
Where: 4011 Washington Ave N
When: Tuesday, the 26th, 800 pm.


Please?
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show tomorrow- weds [29 Aug 2006|11:19pm]
we start around 9

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[13 May 2006|01:03am]
[ mood | vicodin... ]

I ve been prescribed vicodin and a muscle relaxant by my doctor for some of my chronic back pain... sweet. i ve been a zombie for 2-3 days now, and now i m not allowed to work until i see the doctor again (due to a long story i dont care to tell)... but it worked to my advantage: the secret machines played. i thought it was tomorrow!?!? luckily, jonny reminded me... it was amazing. no warm ups, just them for nearly two hours. walls of sound meet kraut rock... shit yea, and i didnt pay a dime- some guys were outside, they were on the guest list, and they got us in, in exchange for beers... great night.

and fly blackbird fly now has a drummer. speedy little fuck. amazing technique. i ll introduce you to jared someday. singer? we ll see... we re all adjusting to our roles now... but the chemistry's great. maybe jonathan will step up.

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[13 May 2006|01:03am]
[ mood | vicodin... ]

I ve been prescribed vicodin and a muscle relaxant by my doctor for some of my chronic back pain... sweet. i ve been a zombie for 2-3 days now, and now i m not allowed to work until i see the doctor again (due to a long story i dont care to tell)... but it worked to my advantage: the secret machines played. i thought it was tomorrow!?!? luckily, jonny reminded me... it was amazing. no warm ups, just them for nearly two hours. walls of sound meet kraut rock... shit yea, and i didnt oay a dime, some guys were outside, they were on the guest list, and they got us in, in exchange for beers... great night.

and fly blackbird fly now has a drummer. speedy little fuck. amazing technique. i ll introduce you to jared someday. singer? we ll see... we re all adjusting to our roles now... but the chemistry's great. maybe jonathan will step up.

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It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine. [02 May 2006|11:12pm]
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[01 May 2006|10:23am]


No, no singer. Don't expect a pop show.
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SOCIAL MISTAKES [29 Apr 2006|01:16am]
[ mood | kinda drunk... but fuck you ]

any one feel like talking shit about me to others? keep it to your fucking self, asshole... you don t understand at all. how could you? do you think others know exactly what has shaped you in to being what you are? fuck you. FUCK YOU.
bunch of ignorant fucking pussies perpetuating the same fucking mistakes people have made for thousands of years. you don t know shit, none of us do... that s the problem to begin with; people assume they re improving society, but they can t do it without some personal benefit... fuck the human race. fuck whatever side you ve taken.

in other news, i m working on a noise soundtrack to Mad Max.

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Fly Blackbird Fly show [28 Apr 2006|05:46pm]
[ mood | sem saco para estas coisas. ]

Saturday-May 6th-around 7pm
At the Belfry Center for Arts- I m sure it costs something and if its anything like the last show there, there will probably be cheap beer.
We ll be opening for the Tall Pines from Ohio... other guests TBA.
It will be an earlier show, so you can still party and shit, though you should be thoroughly soaked in alcohol and/or narcotics before our show.
Also, things will be different.
*Note- I ll probably bug you all about this again.

**Note- Kill the Runt should play... |poke poke|

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[05 Mar 2006|02:22pm]
they should line up every one of those kids against a wall, and do 'em, gestapo stylee
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[23 Feb 2006|01:16am]


we will probably play first.
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[11 Feb 2006|12:34am]
so... i was deemed competent for a studio at school... if anyone is interested in recording shit on a real console... the studio has a decent isolation room, and i could use all the practice i can get...
i d also be interested in experimenting a bit... i dont know, man, whatever we can come up with... i feel like i m posting an ad...
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[04 Feb 2006|11:38am]
[ mood | next step ]

Fly Blackbird Fly
SlutHumper
Full Stack

Feb. 27th, monday.
Triple rock social club, 21+, $5 at 9 pm.

holy shit.

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[22 Jan 2006|02:36am]
[ mood | valid/fuckyou/fuckyouyoufuck/v ]

so, we have to be strict about checking id's at work, right? so get this- this couple comes up, separate transactions, the girl looks younger than 30, so i ask for her ID. one of the corners is clipped. i asked for the paperwork from the dmv (all of this is store policy and law)... she says its in her car... so the spouse intervenes. this 30 ish graphic designer-looking guy.
"her id is valid"
i say- "no it's not"
"yes it is"
no it's not"
i keep telling him, i dont really take any pleasure in having to ask for this proof all day long, especially when it leads to conversations like this.
and he says-"america sucks"
i turn red. what the fuck does that have to do with me? fucker must make at least 4 times as much as me.
they walk out to grab her paperwork.... i continue ringing people through... we start to get a line... he comes back, butts to the front, with her paperwork in hand, shows it to me, "here. now it's valid"
i pretend to ignore him, and ring her through.
i say,"this really isnt personal (because it wasn't), it s the law (not that i care about the law, but i have to do my job, especially under surveillance)."
"whatever"
he brings his order up. shoves it in my face. "here. this is valid."
"you should pick your battles"
"i m picking it right now"
"you lost." and i took his bottle and put it behind my register. "you can talk to a manager, i don't care, but you re not going to talk to me like this anymore, and i m not selling you anything"
"fine let me see the manager"
i go grab terry (the manager), and explain the situation. he comes to the register, and says, "do you want this liquor? if you do, stop acting like a jerk and be quiet and pay and go, if not, leave"
and he left.
bless you terry. bless your heart. i knew i could ve totally fucked my job by saying what i did, but it was too much for me. and he stood behind me, no questions. this must ve happened before.
i was letting it bother me, i know i shouldnt have, but i fucking hate liberal ignorance, as much, if not more than conservative malarkey. and i had it smacked in my face today.

then later some native american(i mention this for a reason) dude comes in, cant find his ID, but has his papers... i tell him if he has another photo id, i might consider taking his papers, if they are valid... he cant find it...
... he comes back-"here it is"
its clipped. fuck!...
i check his papers, they re too fucking old.
"cant take this"
he argues...
i explain
arguing continues...
he starts walking away, he forgot his 20 on the table.
"dont forget your money"
he yanks it from my hand, "man, it's because i m indian, aint it!?!?!?"
i was bewildered that all this had happened...
but i got to go the blackthorns, and it was fun to see people i like. but revolver modele still SUCK.
i talked to this co worker of mine for the longest time, she is so much fun, and bitchy... i TOTALLY have a crush on her now.

fuck. fuck. fuck you all.
not you guys, though.

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[20 Jan 2006|01:56pm]
got a new PA.
needs plenty of work, though...

note to guys i share space with: please dont use it yet, let me fix it first... pass it on to the other guys...
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Nord [10 Jan 2006|12:47am]
[ mood | Nord ]

Nord. Nord. Nord. Nord.
Nord.

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[10 Dec 2005|03:01am]

starts around nine... ok... not free. something around 3-7 bucks donation... all ages
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